vets team news

[jimmy swivel]

Now then Now then Now then,,, This weeks team news ,,, Matty shilton is still out with that craft Spain , Tommy cooper is on the sick list ... how did you do it, we ask ??.. well not like that, but like that !!! on his way back is Paul spittle after his high altitude training in snowdon ... Wayne sherbet should be a bit stiff , after his colonic irrigation , session .. buts hoping it wont harm his recent good form .. on the long list Shaun brads has finally had his last lot of botox , and should be fit to play for the u16s in 2 weeks ,,,, also to tell you, our loyal supporter (well holdums bouncer mate ) James Thorpe park got a hole in one and will be buying drinks at the bar after the game,,,while on the money front , cords , Justin a little bit and shilton are now on the hit list .. PS tommo we know you've still got our £45 from last year ,, so your next !!!! good luck weds .. up the old city

[steve cram]

I'd just like to give my congratulations to irish vets winger mick O'lando for completing the oxford half marathon recently.

Mick amazingly was in 2nd place at the half way stage but blew up in the second half and was seen just wandering around and occasionly breaking into a jog before being substituted with 10 to go!