Vets pre season dates?

[bradders]

Sorry Holdy/Creedy could you remind me when vets pre season starts?

I think I may have been a little tired and emotional on our end of season tour to Ascot when you gave us the dates originally.

If I'm to do all Fordy's running again this year best I get myself
in shape for the heavy work load.

Any chance Creedy, you could give Capello's team the same hand written inspirational speech for each player you gave us for the 40's final?

A modern day classic, possibly an 18 XXX certificate, every player slaughtered at least twice; is it out in paperback yet?

Is the possible pre season friendly against the old enemy still on??

Bradders

[Liam Carroll]

We started last week mate - not invited again?

If you want to join-in this weekend, Duke of Cambridge 7pm for stretches.
Then onto The Roebuck for warm-up.
Next, Westgate for game-time.
Extra-time maybe @ Boodles or Scamps.
Cool-down @ McCoys for nutritional value.

Regards,
Liam.

[creedy]

pleased to here,the vets back on track... i myself will be there,a bit later than others,, as you know i'm now (a winning, horse race owner)..and will be at ascot, with hannon,prescott,gosden and of course sir m stoute..etc.. look forward to meeting the stink of p--s gang again.. dont forget bobby holdy....

[windy]

Brilliant Creedy...just wondered if you you can spell Reginald Claude?...I hear /here you can't?...see you Saturday Mate???

[Holdy]

Liam late as usual or is it he just wants to pace himself? For us HARD DRINKERS, it's actually meet in the Duke of Cambridge at 5PM. As like last season, I'll bring you on for the last 5 minutes, Liam!!!
As for my assistant, Mr Creed, behave yourself on Saturday at Ascot mate. Which celebrity will you be doing your party trick on this time??? No doubt we'll meet up with you in the Old Fire station later on.
See you all Saturday boys.

Holdy

[Liam Carroll]

Did you hear the one about the camper bloke who forgot that airbeds needed stoppers to keep them inflated?
I`m the Irish bloke!

As for hard drinkers, I simply not drinking anymore.
In fact, I`m not actually drinking any less!

See me on the front of The Wolvercote Herald this month pipping Jools to 1st place in the `cow-tipping` competition on Port Meadow!

Next week is the `race-for-guinness @ The White Hart - waht do you think of my chances?

See you Saturday,
Pele.