vets back pre season training

[creedy]

the vets started there first and last training session of the season last night .... a big turn out of 12 turned up for what most people would call a kick about .....it was noted that the gaffer had let him self go , and is carrying a bit extra timber, and would be lucky to fit into a shirt before christmas !! on the plus side STU PARSONS and DWAYNE HOLDUM still cant hit a barn door from a yard .... like to thank MARTIN SMY for the pre match warm up .. like he did in the navy (hello salior) .. 3 new faces for next season .. goalkeeper ex arsenal and barnet player DARREN KINCH ... the bite your legs horrible little f@&%$r WAYNE SHERBERT , and the new vets pin up MATTY SHILTON ... the ever green JULIAN DARK is back , JUSTIN DRACKET LEE , SIMON PAGNO , JIMMY LIGHT , JERMAINE MCSPORRAN , RORY BARRETT, are all on show for next season ... by the way we won , creedy chopper harris first game next weds v shrivenham .. see you there come o the vets

[Shilts]

Firstly I'd like to thank Young Kenny for getting me & Sherbert involved this year, the lads seem sound and rigt up for it!!

Secondly I think it's only right I stick up for the gaffa, who I think looks bigger than he is... Despite being the build of an off season Wayne Rooney, he can definitely still play a bit!! Really surprised he's not playing still. (Hopefully this gets me a start next week).

Looking forward to the season ahead lads and if anyone has seen Wayne's Real madrid shirt please retrun it, he's very upset!!

[Nicky Clarke]

I happended to be walking my designer dog through Court Fart Monday evening and saw some old lads having a kick about on the new pitch..

Couldn't help but notice that the oldest bloke there had the lushest flock of grey hair and it even bobbed when he ran.. Not that he run much to be fair!!

If he happens to read this he is always welcome to my salon, as I could work wonders with his 80's mullett for a small fee.

Mind you him and the auburn haired lad were the only potential customers as the rest didn't have a strand of hair between them!!